What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
09.06.2025 02:47
Do you know what she said mum?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Democrat announces run against Ernst after her 'We're all going to die' comments - ABC News
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What! how could you do that?
Food and fitness make or break success on weight loss meds, report finds - ABC News
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?
True - how I loved my mum!
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?
What do you mean son?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”